Life 101 Final Exam

This Exam has two parts. One multiple choice and one short Essay, each weighing half of your total grade. Answer all questions to the best of your ability. This exam is not timed.

Questions:

1. Which of the following is most important?
a. Money
b. Love
c. Both
d. Neither

2. Which of the following is not an emotional state that freezes us to progress personally?
a. Doubt
b. Fear
c. Pessimism
d. Frustration

3. If you were to do something, anything to make a step in a direction that moves you onward, when is the best time to do it.
a. After you have prepared for the journey.
b. When the community is forcing you to do so.
c. When you now the time is right.
d. After everything else has failed.

4. With Great Power comes:
a. Grand Rewards.
b. Great Responsibility
c. Diplomatic Immunity
d. The Ability to Climb up walls and Shoot webbing from your wrists.

5. The Heart reaches a state of total competence only after:
a. Heart Pounding Desire
b. Heart Blinding Loss
c. The process of mending/healing after a shattered misconception.
d. All of the Above

6. Which of the following is not acceptable in all situations:
a. Having an Open Mind
b. Having an Open Book
c. Having Open legs
d. Having an Open Heart

7. Beauty is:
a. is skin deep.
b. based on the ideals of the people you do not interact with.
c. made easy with an expanse of coin.
d. is specific to each person and expresses itself by confidence, competence, and self assurance.

8. Emotions are best:
a. Utilized. When they will pay off, preferably in the form of new shiny toys.
b. Kept Stifled. The world is chaotic enough as it is already, there is no need to make any more waves than there are.
c. Moving in Progression. In a long, sometimes tortuous process in which personal states begin simply, grow to an uncontrollable collective, and after some explosion, fade off into calm.
d. Pinned to someone else. How better to understand yourself than to to project what you don't like about yourself onto others so that they can be corrected in their misunderstanding?

9. your best trait is your:
a. Beauty
b. Intelligence
c. Capability
d. All of the Above

10. Humans are:
a. Stupid Creatures
b. Social Creatures
c. Selfish Creature
d. All of the Above

11. Family is:
a. Persons who have blood relations to other persons.
b. People of a like minded-nature.
c. People who spend a majority of their time together.
d. All of the Above

12. When we share our body with another in the act of Sexual Intercourse, we are truly seeking:
a. Completion
b. Connection
c. Compassion
d. Correction

13. When would you be best helping someone else?
a. When someone requests your help.
b. When you know someone needs your help, but isn't speaking up.
c. When you have nothing better to do.
d. When it has been decided for you by others who "mean well."

14. When are you responsible for your actions?
a. All the time.
b. When you are called out on them.
c. When you hurt the people who care about you.
d. Whenever you feel like taking credit for situations.

15. Life's Color Spectrum:
a. Exists from Black to White and is filled with shades of grey.
b. Is a never ending pallet of possibility.
c. Is highlighted by the specific wavelengths that spell out the name ROY G. BIV.
d. is only as various as what has already dried on a canvas.

16. Fantasy is only as real:
a. as your mom lets you believe it is.
b. as you let yourself believe it is.
c. as you consider it is.
d. as one man's physical ability to jump higher than buildings, hold back speeding trains, and out run gunfire.

17. Understanding is to Acceptance as:
a. Objectivity is to Questioning.
b. Affinity is to Interest
c. Fantasy is to Escapism
d. Action is to Frustration

18. Why are Teenage Goth Girls so Hot?
a. Desire is the well deserved response to apathy.
b. because in the height of youth the idea of death, which is so new and foreign, excites a part of the libido which wants nothing more to sleep with a live doll.
c. it is a side-effect of the intoxicating effect of repressed feminine-magical ability in puberty.
d. There is something very attractive about someone who spends time priming before presenting themselves as an individual in social circles.

19. America:
a. The land of the Free
b. The Home of the Brave
c. The place where any real holiday is an excuse to be inebriated for the day.
d. All of the Above

20. The use of play is:
a. For Learning
b. For Growing
c. Can be used as an advantageous situation to pretend having an excuse to grope someone.
d. a and b

21. The best way to use your words is to:
a. to convey your intentions in a way people can understand them.
b. to express your personal state directly enough that others can figure out how to relate to you.
c. to share an idea which might have some worth or validity with the community.
d. All of the above.

22. For the human, the idillic method of communicating is done by method of:
a. Telepathic Communication
b. Artistic Expression
c. Physical Interaction
d. Personal Imposition

23. Death is to Life as:
a. The moon is to the Sun
b. Man is to Woman
c. One point on a Circle is to another point on a Circle
d. Mufasta is to Simba.

24. We live to:
a. learn
b. experience
c. understand
d. all of the above.

Essay:

At what point does experience become more than a frustrating line of events and blossom into a colorful history? Who is it that we live for? What is the use of free-will? Why do we have need for companionship that burns like a desire for a concept we can only call love? What is the purpose of existence? Wherein lies the meaning of life? And, finally, what have you learned?